So why not write about my laziness here?
I was thinking about it, and in my short time of being an actual college student there are some things that I've actually learned.
1. Don't put plastic in a microwave.
This might seem obvious, however, when you have a cup that is quite hard and quite clear you might not exactly recognize that it's plastic or that it's plastic that would melt and it might've been possible that I might've made this mistake.
2. Go around a girls dorm and you can find any silverware, any plates, and probably any snack food you can think of.
You might say that the only way I found this out was because I was a mooch. And you might be right.
3. Organization is key.
If you don't keep your parties straight, you can't hit them all in one weekend. Ahaha just kidding. I definitely could've used some organizational skills for schoolwork this semester.
4. Study breaks will be the death of you.
Very rarely have I heard someone around here say, "I'm just gonna take a 5 minute study break," and actually mean it. Don't get me wrong, get up walk around, but don't be disappointed when it's an hour later and you're just getting back to work.
5. When there are 3 boys sitting outside your day room with goggles on, it almost guarantees trouble.
Random specific rule? I just got nerfed. In the face. Legitly, right now as I was writing this.
There are plenty of other serious lessons I've learned here but I kind of like this list so far. And of course there's the whole taking college courses thing, and learning that stuff.
Hopefully, I get to keep learning stuff here, for a whole 'nother semester.
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